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Celebrity Death Crush

Last night, in bed, I told my wife, “Every celebrity I have a crush on dies.” I was talking about The Bachelor contestant Gia Allemand who recently committed suicide. My wife said, “You like girls who don’t like themselves very much.” Let’s address that. Brittany Murphy Great picture, but it’s not the girl I had …

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Imitating a Police Officer

Yesterday I said to my wife as I was driving, “Did you know in America you can go to jail for imitating a police officer?” “Impersonating,” she said. And then we both cracked up.  It took about a minute for us to settle back down. “That was an honest mistake.” “I know.  It’s much more …

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